While the world catches up I have some suggested responses:
“Wow you are so lucky you are so small”. Yes I need baby lean and small. No one can afford a normal human sized house anymore.
“You are so big!” Thanks I want to destroy my vagina during birth so I never can be impregnanted and go through this again.
“Wow look at you!” Please don’t. No more looking. Look over there a guy with a hat! Cool.
“You look great, so nice and small so far”. Thank god, my mother keeps reminding me how she could fit in her wedding dress at 9 months, don’t want to disappoint the boomers with me and my fetus’s girth.
“You are so big! Are you sure it’s not twins?!” Yes two things, one is a baby and one is gestational diabetes. Thanks for reminding me Susan.
“ Wow you are so –“ – DO YOU HAVE POPSICLES?
“no….” – you walk away immediately.
And lastly,
“Hey, how are you?! How are you feeling” “Oh hey I’m not so bad thanks for asking”.