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Don't Make it Weird/with a Pregnant Woman


While the world catches up I have some suggested responses:

 

“Wow you are so lucky you are so small”. Yes I need baby lean and small. No one can afford a normal human sized house anymore.

 

“You are so big!” Thanks I want to destroy my vagina during birth so I never can be impregnanted and go through this again.

 

“Wow look at you!” Please don’t. No more looking. Look over there a guy with a hat! Cool.

 

“You look great, so nice and small so far”. Thank god, my mother keeps reminding me how she could fit in her wedding dress at 9 months, don’t want to disappoint the boomers with me and my fetus’s girth.

 

“You are so big! Are you sure it’s not twins?!” Yes two things, one is a baby and one is gestational diabetes. Thanks for reminding me Susan.

 

“ Wow you are so –“ – DO YOU HAVE POPSICLES?  

“no….” – you walk away immediately.

 

And lastly,

 

“Hey, how are you?! How are you feeling” “Oh hey I’m not so bad thanks for asking”.

 

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